Why this week just got better:

1. got tomorrow off. I'm gonna sleep that fucker away, get up mid afternoon and go rowing. Don't get much better than that.

2. tomorrow's supposed to be like +22. Yee haw!

3. I just checked out www.catifabulous.blogspot.com and I totally got a shout out (well, linking to www.xanga.com/e_monkey)!

4. Dude. Today is my Friday. 3 days away from Weasel Central starts at 5 pee-em today. Fuckin' A!

5. It's 2:22 (quick, make a wish) and I have yet to ingest any real food. Why this is good I'll never know, but hey, I feel warm and fuzzy (though that's probably the 6 million cups of coffee I just ingested...oh....the coloursssssssssss).

CURRENTLY THINKING: I could really use a burger. And a beer. A lot of beer. Damn being pseudo-healthy!

So here I sit, trying to look productive and failing miserably. Instead I'm playing with this BLOGGER thing, and I'm about to put my fist through the screen. For real.

Arrrrgh. I've managed to forget everything I've ever learned in all those HTML/Web publishing classes. And that makes me wanna cry.
Between this and the fact that I worked out last night, I'm debating just crawling under my desk and rocking back and forth until the day is over.

Send the web fairies over to fix this thing up for me. Really it's cause I'm too freakin' lazy to read the help section, so maybe I should just shut the hell up. Heh.

Exciting things are happening. Honestly. And since I lurve lists so effin' much, allow me to present you with a list of things that are rockin' out:

1. I worked out today. And did 110 pound deadlifts. I rock.

2. I'm getting a new tattoo this Saturday!!! And I'm breaking my own ban and getting it in COLOUR! Lucky number 10!

3. Jay is doing my tattoo. He is mondo cute. AND he remembers my crazy non-biological sisters. How cool is that?!?!?!? Stargaal, Jay says "hey".

4. I'm going to England in like a week! Woo hoo!

5. Bought a new jean jacket. The exciting part? They forgot to remove the Amurikan price, so I saved ten bucks. Yay me!

6. I don't think I have to go and get grilled by Perry Mason clones this week! Double yay!

7. My poopy carpet on the stairs is history. The wood underneath is tres spiffy.

Uh yeah. That's about it. For now.

Oh. Wait, one more thing. I'm taking the chicken way out and sending the Fierce Accountant flowers...THE DAY I LEAVE FOR VACATION. Yeah. Of course I'll have to explain when I get back, but hey, that's not until May.

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: Um, old Aerosmith. Not cool old Aerosmith, but that "get a grip" stuff. *sigh*

CURRENTLY READING: International Tattoo. Not so much reading as drooling over pics of tattoos. Yay vibrant coloured tattoos!

Right. I'm a greedy monkey. I have a blog on www.xanga.com/e_monkey but like a true only child, I must have more.
And more. Yesh indeedy. So now I've got 2 blogs for the price of none. Methinks I'm addicted.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby. This one'll keep me off the streets for a day or two. Perhaps.
Perhaps not.
Most likely not.
That's it. Lock up your sons and daughters, the e_monkey is on the rampage!